scholes
Shooter: cant be more pointless than every single answer you give to my qs

Berbatov

All of Them

They can thrash and kill any team they go up against

Grumpy Berbatov.
He will start his killing streak by ending the life of the managing director at Totenham.

WAYNE ROONEY

Van der Sar.He seems smart enough to commit serial murder and not get caught.

Gingernut is harmless - I'd be more concerned with what moon-faced Rooney gets up to. l detect connections with a demon barber and lots of pies.

well as knowing as much about seriel killers in usa as l do then schole is fits the profile very well

QUIET,LONER SORT OF FIGURE, HARDLY TALKS TO ANYONE
KEEPS HIMSELF TO HIMSELF

SO HE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT SERIEL KILLER

BUT l JUST WOULDNT LET RONALDO DRIVE ME TO DRINK THO

Why ask a question when you have an answer?

Pointless

Ferdinand
He Scares Me
Ehhh!

Vidic, he looks like he could at least stab someone, he looks so much like a chavvy thug all of the time.

Whaddya know, United players have assassin monickers:

Solksjaer = Babyface Assassin
Yorke = Smiling face Assassin
Scholes = Ginger-haired Assassin

Tevez has the looks that could kill.