Messi pushed Materazzi into radioactive waste and when he emerged he had chest hair like Figo, a nice shiny head like Cambiasso, a large tattoo on his chest and back that said FRANCE 2006 WC WINNERS, and he also had an extra arm attached to his neck, and his face was half like Rooney's? ;)

u 2 are fucking pissing me off,, my ''heeelllppp'' question is almost on the second page.
thanks a lot
edit: oh no actually, u need to lose 50 more points for my question to be on the second page

l would cry.

Zeid: you could just ask it again later lol

l think Messi is the current Numero Uno in her Life so she would not care about Matrix until it hits her one day. l do not mean the monster l mean the fact lol.